Donation's wanted..! poor paris hilton,could things be that bad, joke!?

Traffic was backed up for miles,the police were going car to car.When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.

He said "It's paris hilton, again she's up there threatening to set her self on fire!

We're going car to car collecting donations.'

"Donations!" I said,"how much you got so far?"

He said " about ten gallons."

I said ,"how much more do you need!"

good morning (at least it was whenI got up lol) and how are we this fine sunday

a good starter for 10

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Maybe her parents deserve to accept the blame too, after all they're responsible for her poor potty training!

In the light of recent events this(joke) is not funny.

Me,me,me OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Nasty, but the likes of her I wouldn't put any thing past them for publicity.

I like it

haha good one put some more jokes here thanks for the laugh and here;s a star LOL

Ha ha ha poor Paris is correct.!!!

Funny one Calamity.!!!

LOL! Best Paris Hiton joke i've heard in a while.

funny

lol

Very funny